[Tourists in the City mean Tony is out in front of City Solutions. He's wearing the suit, of course and shooting some targets he's set up. Showing off? Of course. He is Tony Stark]

Yes I will sign autographs and yes you can have your picture taken with Iron Man.

[ooc: It's still fourth wall! Really!]

[The video pans across a table. Parts, bits and pieces of the monkeys from yesterday are scattered all over the table. ]

Efficient if the goal is annoy us to distraction. We could at least have something interesting to annoy us next time.

[Tony is sitting up in bed. He hasn't got a shirt on and the sheets are pooled at his waist. One wrist is handcuffed to a sleeping blonde. There's a bot delivering a pot of coffee and one of tea.]

Do try not to spill it, Dummy.

[Then he looks to the device]

I've had worse mornings.

[Tony looks rather worse for the wear. In fact he looks a lot worse for the wear. His hair is standing on end, his clothes are rumpled and he has stubble along his jaw where he is usually incredibly close shaven at all times of the day.]

⌈Sir, surely she's merely a--⌋

[Tony cuts JARVIS off in midsentence]

So help me God, JARVIS if you tell me she's merely a child and I should be able to deal with her one more time I will have Hardison turn a virus lose in your system that will eat you up until you are a palsied, demntia ridden old man of an AI.
⌈
Of course, Sir. How can I help?⌋

Keep the door locked. Go through the security system and make sure the windows are locked. Make the check every 120 seconds. She may be just a little girl but this is still Na--Miss Rushman we're discussing.

[Then he turns to look at the camera]

Anyone out there have any tips for deal with a rather precouis, demanding child?

[Tony is sitting at a table in his personal lab lit only by computer screens. There are mechanical parts, computer parts and bits scattered all around him. He looks rumpled and even without the half full bottle of scotch next to him it would be obvious he's beyond drunk. When he speaks, his words are slurred]

We invent things. We create things and we chase after an immortality that we can't ever catch.

[He grabs up the scotch bottle, sweeps his arm over the table top and sends all the bits, parts and a nearly empty rocks glass flying. There's a crash and it just seems to make Tony more angry. He stands up, shoving the table away from him. The device crashes to the floor with everything else but it doesn't shut off. Instead it shows Tony's feet as he crushes the remains of whatever project he was working on beneath them.]

And it's all worthless bullshit.

[He reaches down and grabs the device, looking closely at it. He takes a long swig of scotch, doesn't wince at the burn and stares the device down again.]

You know what they'll remember? This.

[And he throws the device hard enough that the screen is filled with static and then goes black when it hits the wall]

iamironman

Whiskey. Put that on the grocery list. No I don't care that it's not food
less than 10 seconds ago from Network/Echodevice/Citydeck. As transcribed by Miss Rushman

Arc reactor powered vehicles. Any interest?
about 2 hours ago from Network/Echodevice/Citydeck. As transcribed by Miss Rushman

I think we're going to need more fire extinguishers
about 3 hours ago from Network/Echodevice/Citydeck. As transcribed by Miss Rushman

@mrsstark would you like to have dinner?He means you Reinette--added by Natalie
about 4 hours ago from Network/Echodevice/Citydeck. As transcribed by Miss Rushman

Next project. Giant trampoline...with rocket boosters
about 5 hours ago from Network/Echodevice/Citydeck. As transcribed by Miss Rushman

[ooc: No Reinette's twitter to my knowledge is not mrsstark. Yes he did make Natasha tweet for him. Yes he is contemplating a trampoline and rocket boosters]

Some of you may know my name is Tony Stark. I previously and now most recently run City Solutions. I've started up a small division of Stark Industries within the City Solutions building. I'm currently working on various weaponry, curse specific if necessary as well as other projects.

I am in need of physicists, engineers, computer geniuses and chemists. A biologist or two wouldn't hurt not to mention some mathematicians. I realize there may be great number of skills people within the City have that I don't and I want them. If you think you possess a skill that could be useful to me, I'm interested.

What can I offer you? Competitive pay, creative working hours, plentiful resources to work with and interesting opportunities. If you're interested please contact Miss Rushman. She is screening applicants.