iron_ically: (Do Not Approve)
Tony Stark ([personal profile] iron_ically) wrote2011-01-17 10:31 pm

Twenty One Explosions [Voice] Enough to drive you nuts

[Locked to the Police]

I'd like to report a theft. My suit has been stolen and my security systems all bypassed. This should be impossible and yet...

Trust me when I say it is in everyone's best interest that this suit is returned. It's dangerous in incompetent hands. We won't even discuss what 'the bad guys' could do with it.

I want my property back now and I want the asshole who stole it caught.

[Open to the City]

Has anyone experienced any theft of any sort in the City? Recently I mean. Or perhaps seen some explosions. Particularly of a light blue variety?